For the benefit of the Bath University Tobacco Control Research Group
The truth is more frightening than you'd ever have thought possible
how evil is Dave?
Rubbish
Sometimes, he forgets that it's bin day and that his wife asked him to put the bins out - so their rubbish goes uncollected and he gets shouted at for being an idiot. But he doesn't care - he's pure evil. How evil? I'm talking about myself in the third person, it doesn't get anymore evil than that.
Toilet Seat
You expect that seat to be left in the down position, don't you. I bet it's all fancy pants toilets at Bath University. Dave's wife expects the toilet seat to be left down too. You know what? Sometimes it is - and sometimes it isn't. You can't predict it with your la-di-da statistics, because Dave is evil.
Sprouts
Some people dislike sprouts. Some people absolutely hate them. Dave has them in sandwiches with Marmite and mayonnaise because he's beyond evil.
Is Dave evil? To be honest, I'm struggling to think how anyone could be more evil. He sings along to 'Toxic' by Britney unironically.
Sir David Attenborough
DON'T Contact Me - my evil puppy will attack you if you do
Questions or Comments
I'm so evil that I'm as interested in your questions and comments as my evil puppy is in anything that isn't a snacko. That's not at all. No interest whatsoever. Because I'm evil.
Dave Is Evil
Hours when you can find me not doing evil things
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